“How to Maintain Value with Proper Maintenance” offers a humorous take on keeping your muscle car in top shape and value. It highlights the importance of proper storage, regular waxing for that showroom shine, and avoiding turning your classic into a drive-thru diner. Keep records like a car detective, change fluids by time not mileage, and don’t skimp on quality parts. Remember, your engine should purr, not sputter. And for heaven’s sake, avoid drilling holes for that disco-era sunroof idea!