In 1970, the Ford Ranchero 500 underwent a facelift that was as subtle as a wink from across the room. Gone was the “Torino” or “Fairlane” badge above the glove box, replaced with a bold “Ranchero” or “Ranchero GT” label—because who needs ambiguity, right? The exterior got a sleek makeover with a pointy grill and aerodynamic “coke bottle” styling, ensuring it cut through the wind like a buttered bullet. And let’s not forget the swanky “Squire” trim, adding woodgrain flair reminiscent of a country club on wheels.