If You’re Going 80 MPH How Long Will It Take To Go 80 Miles

Oh, Jeez, here’s another one.

This is shaping up to be a real epidemic of people who don’t understand the simple concept of miles PER HOUR.

After Chelsea, a beautiful suburban wife, we now learn about Stephanie.

She’s also very beautiful, and equally oblivious.

So Stephanie, if you’re going 80 mph how long will it take to go 80 miles?

“I don’t know! I said 10 minutes, and you said ‘no’, I said 80 minutes, and you said ‘no’, I said 8 minutes, and you said ‘no’!”

It sounds like she really gave it her best shot.

But Stephanie, if you’re going 80mph how long will it take to go 80 miles?

“What?! I don’t understand! Do I, like, divide something? I don’t know, dude! Dude, I don’t know.”

No, dude, you don’t.

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19 Comments

  1. Zachary Leach

  2. The ” per” is messing her up.

  3. Saw this before, and WOW

  4. Which is farther, to New York or by bus?

  5. Damn

  6. “Par????? Isn’t that in golf?” This was staged right?

  7. IDIOT

  8. Uh what ?

  9. I love the look on her face

  10. Please don’t reproduce

  11. Eyup

  12. I hope she don’t vote

  13. 60 minutes

  14. 1 hour unless your driving a G.M. which will take longer :)

  15. Not funny. This is the future of our country.

  16. Totally sad !

  17. Now ask “At 80 mph, how far will you go in an hour?”

  18. She better go back to school.

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