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If You’re Going 80 MPH How Long Will It Take To Go 80 Miles

Oh, Jeez, here’s another one.

This is shaping up to be a real epidemic of people who don’t understand the simple concept of miles PER HOUR.

After Chelsea, a beautiful suburban wife, we now learn about Stephanie.

She’s also very beautiful, and equally oblivious.

So Stephanie, if you’re going 80 mph how long will it take to go 80 miles?

“I don’t know! I said 10 minutes, and you said ‘no’, I said 80 minutes, and you said ‘no’, I said 8 minutes, and you said ‘no’!”

It sounds like she really gave it her best shot.

But Stephanie, if you’re going 80mph how long will it take to go 80 miles?

“What?! I don’t understand! Do I, like, divide something? I don’t know, dude! Dude, I don’t know.”

No, dude, you don’t.

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19 thoughts on “If You’re Going 80 MPH How Long Will It Take To Go 80 Miles”


  1. “Par????? Isn’t that in golf?” This was staged right?

  2. 1 hour unless your driving a G.M. which will take longer :)

  3. Not funny. This is the future of our country.

  4. Now ask “At 80 mph, how far will you go in an hour?”

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